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Because even these hot bitches deserve a spanking sometimes. Not sure how topherchris got here. That fucker is everywhere.

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I want blurry pictures from your phones that make me think I am back on heroin.
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3AVS

i dont know who you are, but i swear i love you.(via nudawn)

We are so performing oral sex on one another at the next media meshing, which yes, I will be at. Until then you will have to masturbate while reading my seductive prose. (via 3angryvaginalstooges)

nudawn, you know I adore you…BUT, I hope this is directed towards 3AVS’s dude and not me.  I mean, getting drunk together is one thing, but I dont dine on vagine and based on the way you live your life (no judgement), I am guessing it aint very “neat” down there!  Sorry, had to..xx AntiKris(via antikris)

i think your reading comprehension skills are off.  3avs is offering ME oral sex (and i’ll likely take him up on that offer unless he’s brianvan or something - i hear things, you know).  anyways, i dont eat fish.  but i do keep a full 70’s bush, you’re right about that.(via nudawn)

Trying to catch up here:

  1. First off let’s just make it clear that I would not fuck brianvan with pocketnovel’s dick or peterknox’s vagina. Yes you read that correctly. I will wait for you to stop peeing in your pants before I continue.
  2. The offer of oral sex was in fact from me to nudawn however I would make a duplicate solicitation to Kris as well. I am 98% sure you have a vagina but there is still a very small part of me that fears we would be in the stall at the Port Authority and the theme music to The Crying Game would serenade me from some far away corner as your pants came off. No offense but you got balls hidden on you somewhere or in your past.    
  3. Last point is also for Kris. You must learn that everyone other than you seems to know how to reblog and/or read a reblog. Not doing so makes you seem as disinterested in getting it right as Julia Allison is in going down on…ah…eh…fuck it. I think she is interested in going down on any guy with a pulse who could make her famous in whatever room they occupy. 

   Now that’s how you anonymously blog motherfuckers! Take some notes and get back to us.