13th
It’s one thing to talk about it, but…………..
Hot chicks that talk candidly about their bowel movements or farting are an interesting breed. They think they can say whatever they want because they assume there’s so many guys wanting to get with them that it acts as a verbal sieve to weed out anyone that would potentially challenge their lack of humility. What it does instead is make you look like a crazy scat obsessed freak whose lack of descretion on the subject unenviably puts you on the casting radar for ‘2Girls1Cup Part Two: The Colonic Syphoner’.I talk about whatever the hell I want because it feels good. I dont assume there are loads of dudes wanting to get at me. On the contrary, my love life until recently has been about as fruitful as the Sudan (quite possibly because I speak so candidly of poo and farts). I am one scary broad, in many ways, but I am a scary broad who says whatever the hell she wants without giving a shit about what people think of her, and that is very freeing. xx AntiKris
1. You really are not that scary. Blogging, in such a way that manipulates people’s perception of you, that you are shit talkin’(pardon the pun) single woman in NYC who loves sex and a good cocktail or three or four ain’t all that unique. Thus you are in a majority and not all that scary.
2. Of course you care about what people think. You freely used the words gay and retard but for some reason edited yourself earlier today by saying “the c-word” rather than cunt in a very funny story. Why? That word is where you draw the line? Anyway, the second someone says “I don’t give a shit about what people think of me”, they already do. People say that shit way too easily & without thought. Everyone cares to some degree. Especially when you/they have a public persona such as blog. Not caring about others perceptions of who we are as a person means living life in happy anonymity. No need to share but with ourselves.
Now you do have an acute level of self awareness that’s for sure. That’s what I and (most of) your followers love about reading you. My only real complaint is I think you are in competing with Julia Allison for the title of Queen of gratuitous pouty lip pics on Tumblr. Aim higher.
