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OMG. My high school boyfriend is engaged.

jgh:

nudawn:

jgh:

I’m getting old…..I turn 22 in 9 days…..

please shut up.

Hon, that was sarcasm. I don’t sincerely think I’m “old”. That was in reference to this whole Southern idea you have to marry early.

But I guess that’s not edgy. :(

 Well hot damn! I said I was out of here, Cuban women are nothing to mess with after all, but why not say a few belligerent things as I drag myself out the door to obscurity.

One of these two takes herself too seriously. Every. Time. Here are some clues-

1. Anytime “Hon” is the first word of reply to something said or written, it evokes the sounds a cat makes when extremely pissed off. Grow up. Even if it’s just a little. 

2. “…this whole Southern idea you have to marry early.” Huh? What gay lame & archaic stereotype do we have to see used as part of a defense next time lil’ miss know it all has someone write something she does not like?

3. Awww, a jab of passive aggressiveness to end it all with, ”But I guess that’s not edgy”. Hopefully you learn how not to jump to the defense every time someone playfully replies to one of your blogs. Sooner rather than later.