Aug
6th
Wed
6th
Payback
I just bought a banana at the deli across the street cause I am starving, peeled it, and it’s brown inside. I feel like someone just killed my best friend. FUCK
The brown banana? Yeah aboout that. That’s somene sending you a message about all your poo talk. It’s as if nature took a shit, wrapped it in a neat little package, put a bow on it, and said, “here is a gift”, from all the people who, while innocently looking on their dashboard at work or at home, had to read about an epic dump you took recently. You just had a “shared moment”. (me touching one index finger to the other for effect)
Now call me crazy but I find the poo talk charming.