April 2009
1 post
the only interesting thing on tumblr right now is...
nudawn:
what the fuck is up yall? i’m bored.
Agreed.
I’m sick of reading about topherchris selling out to the man. Fuck.
October 2008
4 posts
Flickr: Panda →
topherchris:
Behold the barfing panda of rainbows and pretty photos.
An FYI for everyone out there. topherchris is now the 4th angry vaginal stooge. Why you ask? Good question. Have you seen his avatar pic?!? If that does not scream, “I’m an angry vaginal stooge and I ain’t gonna take it anymore!!”, I’m not sure what does.
Jesus christ
nudawn:
Palin and soccer are like glean and 9/11.
Stop drinking my fucking MD 20/20 bitch!!!
On jokes
antikris:
Biden=Johnny Carson
Palin=Carrot Top
antikris=Dane Cook
September 2008
16 posts
For Fuck's Sake
Dearest nudawn,
A certain Madonna fan, who shall remain nameless, would like to say thank you for including him in your cute little montage last night. Personally I see through your little charade to gain followers but that is neither here nor there.
This is getting ridiculous Tumblrs. I mean some of you who email me are “big shots” around these here parts. You don’t even...
Why Gay Marriage has to be legalized!!!
AntiKris: Where are you cuntfuck?
Crotchrocket: I'm fucking a cunt
AntiKris: You're a fucking cunt?
Crotchrocket: that's not what I said
AntiKris: that's what you should have said
Crotchrocket: you're a fucking cunt
AntiKris: No, I have a cunt, you ARE the cunt. There's a difference
We only come out of our crypt at night
That and we are afraid Cajun Boy & Karion are about to uncover that we are really the father of Sarah Palin’s Down Syndrome baby. That’s it’s new name right? God fucking forbid anyone call it by its real name while making up bullshit stories.
Okay we are getting off track. The 4 oxys we swallowed and washed down with a couple of greyhounds are kicking in. Let’s reblog...
Andy and I need a topic for our radio show on...
frangry:
Email me or leave a comment with suggestions/thoughts. Here are some potentials:
What’s the biggest fib/lie/falsehood you’ve ever told in order to get a job?
Palin says she has foreign policy chops because “you can see Russia” from Alaska. What else can people see that qualified them to run things? (example: I can see Per Se from here, so I can be a top chef)
Post Black Monday,...
“I want blurry pictures from your phones that make me think I am back on heroin.”
– 3AVS
i dont know who you are, but i swear i love you.(via nudawn)
We are so performing oral sex on one another at the next media meshing, which yes, I will be at. Until then you will have to masturbate while reading my seductive prose. (via 3angryvaginalstooges)
nudawn, you know I adore you…BUT,...
Dear 3angryvaginalstooges
antikris:
I am sorry that my blog has been boring as fuck lately. Honestly, I’ve been having a shitty week which coincidentally, has a lot to do with NOT being able to shit. I was fighting with dude I am dating for a week, and have PMS. All of these things within themselves would generally cause for good story telling, however the plethora of pricks, constipation, on top of not having someone...
“I want blurry pictures from your phones that make me think I am back on heroin.”
– 3AVS
i dont know who you are, but i swear i love you.
(via nudawn)
We are so performing oral sex on one another at the next media meshing, which yes, I will be at. Until then you will have to masturbate while reading my seductive prose.
Dear Frangry,
nudawn:
it takes real skill to drink 15 glasses of glenlevit, smoke two packs, and eat five dirty water dogs at rudy’s before going home to masturbate and then cry myself to sleep, while i live blog every fucking second of it. that’s hard work.
Not if at least 30-40 million other Americans that are able to pull it off on their weekends as well. That’s called a routine. Fuck. Actually,...
Dear Frangry,
frangry:
nudawn:
All this hadron collider and alternate dimensions talk, and suddenly you begin dressing and posing like she-that-shall-not-be-named. AntiKris talking about quitting drinking and smoking, and going to the gym.
I’m starting to worry. Its like a bad episode of the twilight zone.
My life is falling apart right before my very eyes.
The three of you need to pull it...
As long as we are still the sweet corn in those...
antikris:
I had them for dinner. They’re now the peanuts in my turds…
bereasonable:
antikris:
I’ve had enough of everyone’s political opinions now. I think we all know which side of the fence everyone sits on. We’ll see in November. And if you dont plan on voting, then shut the fuck up.
Where’s trainwrecks and oohindiekid when you need them?
…and scene!! Bring up the house...
August 2008
34 posts
Peering into the Jungle that is the Upcoming Week
I hear what was once only a faint sound now grow louder and recognize it to be the war drums of Tumblr beating louder in anticipation of what is to come.
It’s too bad all the “talk” that is going on around here on Tumblr is fueled by nothing more than jealousy & the lust to have more page views, potential other “new media” opportunities, and possible reality fame...
“don’t let bitches run your life. what’s theirs is theirs, and what’s yours is...”
– -an elderly cottage grove resident’s words of wisdom to my friend (via qed) (via nudawn)
I think that “elderly cottage grove resident” stole that shit from Biggie to be honest with you.
About caring what people think
antikris:
Yesterday the 3angryvaginalstooges dude responded to something I wrote about “not caring what people think”. I think he misinterpreted me. Of course I care to some extent what people think of me. I am a woman and have all those normal body issues that most women have. I care what people think about the work I do. I care what my parents think of me. What I dont care about is what...
nudawn:
brianvan:
Hey nudawn, you like your newfound celebrity?
oh. my. god. it’s my own damn fault. COFFEE BAG IS THAT YOU RUINING MY PERFECT PICTURE????
I can take the rest of the week off on reblogging you. A picture truly is worth a thousand million words.
“Ouch.”
– my head. (via nudawn)
That’s what he said…
PS, tonight's topic is "Public figures you would...
frangry:
We will be on the air from 6 to 7PM. 91.1 FM or WFMU.org.
The WFMU studio line is 201-209-9368.
I made my radio call in debut around 6:25 with Frangry & Andy. I called in to wish a fall from grace upon Perez Hilton involving a hamster & you now the rest of the story. I played nice and actually thought Frangry did a solid job.
*update* I called back guerrilla style and...
you wont want to fuck with us.
nudawn:
im bringing my miami friend Carissa to media meshing. she’s half cuban half italian (italy, not fake jersey italian) and born in chile. she also has a black belt in burn-by-cigarette so watch out for her flailing arms.
Math may not be my strong suit but:
half cuban- like Ft. Lauderdale cuban?)
half italy- jersey italian is quickly becoming more real than NY italian
born in Chile- So...
“That’s a fun dress.”
– –Some dude at work. I didn’t know whether to say thank you or not. (via frangry)
The gays don’t expect thanks in these circumstances.
dear antikris
nudawn:
3angryvaginalstooges:
nudawn:
click HTML
see: <blockquote></blockquote>
click DELETE
click UPDATE
write about poo or whatever.
click CREATE POST
your friend,
A
Question. Did you wake up and have a bacon, egg, and boring sandwich today. Stick your head in a bucket of coffee, hold for a few seconds, come up for air and pick up the fuckin pace today. And I don’t...
dear antikris
nudawn:
click HTML
see: <blockquote></blockquote>
click DELETE
click UPDATE
write about poo or whatever.
click CREATE POST
your friend,
A
Question. Did you wake up and have a bacon, egg, and boring sandwich today. Stick your head in a bucket of coffee, hold for a few seconds, come up for air and pick up the fuckin pace today. And I don’t mean re-blogging the shit out...
It's one thing to talk about it, but..............
antikris:
youequalsfucktard:
Hot chicks that talk candidly about their bowel movements or farting are an interesting breed. They think they can say whatever they want because they assume there’s so many guys wanting to get with them that it acts as a verbal sieve to weed out anyone that would potentially challenge their lack of humility. What it does instead is make you look like a crazy scat...
WPB!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! fuuufyyy fuuuffyyy!!!!
nudawn:
i will figure this out goddamnit if its the last thing i do!
Oh boy!! Jacques Clouseau is on the case.
Tomorrow is My Radio Debut!!! →
(via frangry)
Tumblr’s own Hard Harry makes her debut. It will be dissapointing if Leonard Cohen’s Everybody Knows is not the lead in music. If you dont get the reference look it up. I don’t have time to fucking hold your hand to help you figure it out.
hmm.
antikris:
Dear Julia,
Just get loaded and fall all over the first person with a penis you see. Straight or gay, doesnt matter anymore. Now, they may not call you ever again, and there is that issue of remembering their name, but all is fair in the game of drunk and whore. It’s worked for me, and dag nabit, it’ll work for you.
Regards,
AntiKris
juliaallison:
I think I am physically...
antikris:
Since “gay day” is over. TodayThe guy I fucked last weekend was retarded. Like down syndrome, helmet wearing, drooling retarded. I let him use my body for his own Special Olympics.
IM UNFOLLOWING THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS JULIA...
nudawn:
just kidding!
Julia motherfuckin’ Allison
JESSICA GOLD HARALSON
nudawn:
nojoyinmudville:
nudawn:
Hmmm…Qualifer: Alot of these things have to do with being Cuban-AMERICAN. I just showed it to my step mother who is actually Cuban as in born raised and lives and she laughed then sighed and said “these are the people who are going to use America to take our houses when Fidel dies.” Just saying, as someone from the Caribbean lets not forget the -American...
It's Daily Dose of Moss, you dickfuck. If you're... →
(via frangry)
Do you mean dickfuck in the cheesy, lame, or stupid sense? Any other way and dickfuck has to be taken as being offensive.
antikris:
I really want to learn this song before...
OMG. My high school boyfriend is engaged.
jgh:
nudawn:
jgh:
I’m getting old…..I turn 22 in 9 days…..
please shut up.
Hon, that was sarcasm. I don’t sincerely think I’m “old”. That was in reference to this whole Southern idea you have to marry early.
But I guess that’s not edgy. :(
Well hot damn! I said I was out of here, Cuban women are nothing to mess with after all, but why not say a few belligerent things as I drag myself...
Brooklyn Woman Takes a Stand Against Elaborate...
nudawn:
Perhaps I am biased, speaking as a Cubana that has suffered through a plethora of Quinceanera parties, and has thrown and attended themed parties aplenty, but having a couple of beers in your friends studio apartment is a lame celebration of your life. A nice friday night with friends, perhaps. But not a bday party. You guys just dont know how to properly party.
Oh shit. I did not...
checklist for humiliation
nudawn:
drunk IM CHECK
drunk email CHECK
drunk blog CHECK
drunk spillage of an entire bottle of coke in bed with me cause i passed out on my laptop CHECK
create an annoying as fuck check list the next day where I make sure everyone knows I was drunk CHECK
Payback
antikris:
I just bought a banana at the deli across the street cause I am starving, peeled it, and it’s brown inside. I feel like someone just killed my best friend. FUCK
The brown banana? Yeah aboout that. That’s somene sending you a message about all your poo talk. It’s as if nature took a shit, wrapped it in a neat little package, put a bow on it, and said, “here is a...
God, I HATE today.
(via frangry)
Is that why we were subjected to a lame Daily dose of Moss today??
Can you imagine if I turned out to be some square glasses, skinny jeaned, hipster? Better yet. If I were a pouty lipped & insecure chic, who carried around her dog in a designer bag, while having no real clue about fashion, and delusionally blogged about how my new website has the same problems as something...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
So about tonight. Anyone with me for a rousing rendition of We Want Some Pussy by Luke & the boys?
To be honest, if you really thought I would reveal myself tonight, so soon, then you gots anotha’ thing comin’. Now if Car Bombs & then oral sex in the bathroom are provided, great. Without that guarantee though, you’ll just have to wonder. Baaawaaahahahaha.