what the fuck is up yall? i’m bored.
Agreed.
I’m sick of reading about topherchris selling out to the man. Fuck.
Git er done, gurl. Apparently you cant buy class.
Yup, sure can’t be bought. Or borrowed. Or stolen. Stay classy yourself blogger. Stay fuckin’ classy.
Behold the barfing panda of rainbows and pretty photos.
An FYI for everyone out there. topherchris is now the 4th angry vaginal stooge. Why you ask? Good question. Have you seen his avatar pic?!? If that does not scream, “I’m an angry vaginal stooge and I ain’t gonna take it anymore!!”, I’m not sure what does.
Dearest nudawn,
A certain Madonna fan, who shall remain nameless, would like to say thank you for including him in your cute little montage last night. Personally I see through your little charade to gain followers but that is neither here nor there.
This is getting ridiculous Tumblrs. I mean some of you who email me are “big shots” around these here parts. You don’t even follow the “real me” motherfuckers!! Listen, if you feel the need to write love notes to the chic just blog about it. Is it somehow not “cool”? I got a lil’ secret for you: TUMBLR AIN’T COOL. It’s a whole lot of, “Obama is my bro”, pics of cat lovers, and crazy fuckin’ chics who fly all the way across the country to have sex with a dude who lives in Queens. Anyway, I am not nudawn’s spokesperson. I am not even her drinking buddy. Yet.
Leave me alone Internet movers & shakers. Nudawn you owe me a bottle of MD 20/20 for the hassle. Red Grape Wine flavor please.
P.S. I am not really mad. It’s like back in high school when I was a sophomore and the “new hot girl” moved in next door to me. Every dude who wanted a piece felt they had to come through me because she gave me a ride every morning in her Cabriolet. I’ll stop now because I am beginning to sound like Fek, that Prince lovin’ fruit, & we all know he makes no sense.
For my homies:
Close up the bar you know the gates of the brewery
Shes out there every night
And she sure aint drinkin tea
I love that woman, shes the best one that I had
But shes got this habit now and it sure is gettin bad
That whiskey drinkin woman
Is makin a poor man out of me
Shes got bottles in the kitchen
Even got them in my bed
Most times I see her now
Shes three parts out of her head
Dont know where I went wrong
I sure try to treat her right
But it sure upsets me
Seein her juiced up every night.
That whiskey drinkin woman
Is makin a poor man out of me
To make up for my earlier lameness & subsequent assertions to my having peaked I go outside my usual subject matter and submit to you:
mmmmmm Julia loves the Dirty Sanchez*
*Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a “Mexican moustache.”
That and we are afraid Cajun Boy & Karion are about to uncover that we are really the father of Sarah Palin’s Down Syndrome baby. That’s it’s new name right? God fucking forbid anyone call it by its real name while making up bullshit stories.
Okay we are getting off track. The 4 oxys we swallowed and washed down with a couple of greyhounds are kicking in. Let’s reblog Kris talking about picking her ass until it bleeds and try and decipher what the fuck nudawn is taking fuzzy pictures of. NotsoFrangry is on the radio right about now. Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwn. The over/under on her saying how many times the show sucks is 4. Which is also how many grams of coke her partner should inhale before he even begins to think about contributing to the show. Did Charles Nelson Reilly donate his sperm and that guy is the result?
